Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 15

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Guy: If you are smiling, send me your smiles.

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

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Girl: I am in Toilet…. What should I send?


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Girl: I can do anything 4 u?

Boy: Will you die for me?

Girl: Yes.

Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?

Girl: Go home Bro, ur mother might be getting worried.



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A kid gets zero in a paper Father angrily asks:Whats this?

Kid:Teacher didn't have more stars to give so she started giving MOONS



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Height of technical overdose.

A computer software engineer was falling from roof of a building,
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and shouting F1, F1, F1, Instead of help, help, help!



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Love is Life ,

Life is like a Wife ,

Wife is like a Knife , and

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Knife is the End of Life

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Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 14

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Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend


"U r my Best Friend"

But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife


"U r my Best Wife?"

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6 PAKISTANIS & 1 INDIAN were hanging below Helicopter on rope.

Pilot- One must leave B'coz of Overload.

INDIAN said - "I will Sacrifice."

All PAKISTANIS

"CLAPPED ;-)

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Misuse of English!

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear

So da Teacher Drew The Diagram

On Da Blackboard & said:


"Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure":D

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Fact about women:

They can see a hair of a girl on their husband's coat from 20 meters,


but can't see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car . . . :


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2 friends,
"see" & "saw":
1 day "see" saw sea & "saw"
didnt see sea.
"See" saw sea and jumped in sea.
"Saw" didnt see sea but jumped
in sea.
"See" saw "saw" in sea & "saw"
saw "see" in sea.
"See" "saw" both saw sea & both
"saw" & "see" were happy to see
Sea.
That is how to exercise your
brain..!


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Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my
tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin...
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai..
( wen wndring with girl, all c me )...


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Girl: If we got married, stop smoking.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: N going to the night club too.
Boy:- Yes..
Girl:- What else can u leave??
Boy:- The idea of marrying You :D

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Once a Boy
was Smoking at Airport
Girl asked: 1 din me kitny Cigarette
peete ho?
Boy: Why?
Girl: Agar ab tek Zindagi me Cigarrete
pe kharch kiye huye Paissy bechate to
Samne khari hui Car tumhari hoti
Boy: Aap Cigarrete peeti han?
Girl: No
Boy: to kya wo Car apki hai?
Girl: No
Boy: Thanks for Advice wo Car meri hi
hai
Moral: Zyada Lecture dene se b bizzati
ho jati hai.

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Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 13

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Woman's Tongue and Man's Eye ..

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Rest only When they DIE

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Santa aur uski wife Preeto mein jhagra hua to Preeto ne apni maa ko phone kiya,

"Maa mera un se jhagra ho gaya hai ..

Main 1 Month k liye app k ghar aa rahi hun."

Maa boli-Jhagra kis ne start kiya ??????

Wife-Unho ne.

Maa-"Jhagra us kambakhat ne kiya hai saza bhi ushe hi milni chahiye.
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Tum wahien thehro MAE aa rahi hun 3 Month k liye"...............:-)

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6 PAKISTANIS & 1 INDIAN were hanging below Helicopter on rope.

Pilot- One must leave B'coz of Overload.

INDIAN said - "I will Sacrifice."

All PAKISTANIS

"CLAPPED ;-)

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A 9 year old boy went 2 an ICE CREAM parlour.
Waiter:Wat do u want?
Boy:How much a CONE ICE CREAM costs?
Waiter:Rs.15
Then d BOY checked his pocket & asked cost of small cone?
... Waiter irritated n said Rs.12.
Boy ordered a small cone,had it,paid bill & left.
When da waiter came to pick da EMPTY PLATE tears rolled down 4m
his eyes.
u know y....?
The boy had left Rs.3 as TIP for him...
MAKE EVERY ONE HAPPY WITH SOMETHING U HAVE... :)

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As a kid i was an OUTSTANDING student...

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Most of the time i used to STAND outside the class =P

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4 Gals take lift in a car full f Engineers.
Since no place , they sat on Boys Lap

After TEN Mins

Girl 1 : Are you a ECE Engineer ? Boy1 : How u Know ?
Girl 1 : Your tower is communicating with my
unreachable Area ! xP

Girl 2 : are you a Computer Engineer ?
Boy 2 : How you know ?
Girl 2 : Your Pendrive is trying to connect with my USB Drive ! =@

Girl 3 : Are you a Mechanical Engineer ?
Boy 3 : How you Know ?
Girl 3 : Your Piston is trying to move into My Cylinder !

Girl 4 : Are you a Civil Enginner ?
Boy 4 : How do you Know ?

Girl 4 : Your Dam has Broken and Flodded my Village

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How Bussiness Works?

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Dad : Son, I want you to marry the girl of my choice.

Son : No!

Dad : The girl is daughter of Bill Gates..

... Son : Then OK.

Dad goes to Bill Gates...

Dad : I want your daughter to marry my son.

Bill Gates : No!

Dad : My son is CEO of World Bank...

Bill Gates : Oh, then it's OK

Dad goes to president of World Bank...

Dad : Appoint my son as CEO ...

President : No!

Dad : He is son-in-law of Bill Gates...

President : Then okey.

This is how business works... :-)

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